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Aug 24, 2005, 01:48 PM // 13:48
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ohio
Guild: Heros of Oakhurst - Leader
Profession: E/R
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A truly off topic and absurd question
Who got laid more James Bond, Austin Powers or Joey from Friends?
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Aug 24, 2005, 02:09 PM // 14:09
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: May 2005
Location: UK, Bristol
Guild: Gwen's Red Capes [Gwen]
Profession: Mo/R
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Going purely on canonical references Mr bond has it i believe
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Aug 24, 2005, 02:13 PM // 14:13
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SLC
Guild: The Naked Dragon
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What do the canon priests have to do with bond getting laid....
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Aug 24, 2005, 02:33 PM // 14:33
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ohio
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I'd have to go with Bond as well, he just has to many years on the others
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Aug 24, 2005, 02:43 PM // 14:43
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Dun dun dun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Reddit Guild
Profession: R/
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Well, I'll say bond did more but Powers can go back in time and get with other girls.
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Aug 24, 2005, 02:52 PM // 14:52
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"I love reading trash!"
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Home Again
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I didn't watch Friends, so I can't comment on Joey.
I'd have to say Bond, definitely. Austin Powers got around, but he usually stuck with one girl once he got her. Bond was often with more than one per movie. |
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Aug 24, 2005, 02:54 PM // 14:54
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Texas
Guild: NOT-Nomads Of Turmoil
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Dont really like Austin Powers but.....does it ever REALLY hint that he's gotten a piece? I mean at least in the Bond flicks it shows em in bed with some ;-)
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Aug 24, 2005, 03:08 PM // 15:08
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Aug 2005
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eh... i'll say joey
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Aug 24, 2005, 03:16 PM // 15:16
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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Aug 24, 2005, 03:20 PM // 15:20
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Academy Page
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: Alot
Profession: W/Mo
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never actually see joe get laid.... he cud ave just been lying all the time. Joeys living a lie! the systems corrupt! dig it to the man!
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Aug 24, 2005, 04:18 PM // 16:18
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Ye olde England.
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I am 100% sure it's Joey. This is from one of the episodes:
Chandler "You've had allot of sex right?" Joey "When, Today? Some, not allot." Although Austin Powers may be close. Bond only gets laid about once per move. |
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Aug 24, 2005, 04:21 PM // 16:21
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: May 2005
Location: britain oh yeah!
Guild: defence of the realm
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austin powers was a swinger.....that should answer your question
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Aug 24, 2005, 04:34 PM // 16:34
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ohio
Guild: Heros of Oakhurst - Leader
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Ok so what if we add Wilt Chamberlain to the mix, he stated that he has had 20,000 women....
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Aug 24, 2005, 04:38 PM // 16:38
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Toronto, ON
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Do the math people ... Bond has had what ... 20 movies? So if you spot him three chicks a flick ... which is PRETTY generous considering the Pierce Brosnon MONOGOMY idea ... that's 60 chicks ...
How many episodes in one season of television? Again ... 20 or 28 episodes? Joey's got Bond tied by about the second season ... and by the time the series is done it's run, he's way out in the lead ... Never mind that he's now moved onto the West Coast ... all kinds of action he hasn't tapped there yet ... Although the Austin Powers Time Travel concept does also grant a certain amount of untapped 'layage' ... hmmm ... Still ... gotta go with my man Joey ... How You Doin? |
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Aug 24, 2005, 06:58 PM // 18:58
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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Quality not quantity. See Joey might have been laid more often but each time it was less of a lay (he's no James Bond you know) so I conclude that the answer to life is 42 :^P
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Aug 24, 2005, 08:02 PM // 20:02
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Canada, AB, Calgary
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And since there have been a FEW James Bonds, they're not allowed adding all their women up. Thus, Joey is the winner, as he is now on his SECOND show. |
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Aug 24, 2005, 08:06 PM // 20:06
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ohio
Guild: Heros of Oakhurst - Leader
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Well the 20 or so movies are only a partial accounting of his time so if you figure that a movie might have covered 4 to 8 weeks of real time and you gave him 3 "chicks" so lets say over the course of a year that could be 18 a year for 40 years so the number is 720 and that would be a minimum.
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Aug 24, 2005, 08:42 PM // 20:42
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Canada, AB, Calgary
Guild: Arcane Draconum
Profession: W/Mo
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But it would be the same chicks over and over again, so he loses points. Joey gets a new one everytime.
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